So it is a zombie apocalypse style landscape. Jeff Winger and Britta Perry are my companions. We evade the zombies pretty well. Britta gets lost along the way though! So Jeff and I are left to go on. At time I’m not sure if I am IN the dream or merely a camera man. Jeff travels far, through lots of different terrain. Oddly he doesn’t come into contact with many zombies. In fact there’s no gorey violence shown at all. Eventually Jeff reaches a compound that is feeding people cat stickers. I go up to the window to get my stickers. All they have left is valium. And catnip. My friend Bridie appears by my side and collects a large amount of valium and goes on her merry way.
Suddenly zombies try to break into the compound. My comrades and I do our best to escape. We climb over odd barb wire fences. On the other side, I start using a swing, when a fat zombie approaches. He appears to be Jerry from Parks and Recreation. He tells my this is his swing so I hop off. Here there is a scene missing.
We are back at the compound, which is run by Jerry the zombie. All the nurses are overly positive and something seems wrong. Directly outside the compoud is a fenced off lagoon which has a deep forest beyond its banks. The fences are as tall as the compound. Roughly ten metres or a bit over 30 feet.
All of a sudden I and a random companion are engaging in battles to defend the compound. We fight in and over the lagoon. One comes to mind more easily than others.
I am Charmander, my companion is Bulbasaur. But we are in suits of armour that give us a human style body. We have two opponents, one male and one female. The male is destroyed with relative ease. We use our photon canons. The female seems timid, like it is her first battle. It is all a trick and my armour gets destroyed and I fall. Did I mention we were flying? We were. So I, Charmander, am fall towards the water. If my tail flame goes out the I die. I land in the shallows and run for the shore. I am safe and I keep running into the forest and feel tremendous power building within me and I evolve. I evolve into Charmeleon. I get taller, faster, stronger. A horn on my head and more red in my skin. My flame burns brighter. As I run deeper into the forest I see a miracle. Charizard and Venasaur and on the same path. Charizard sees my distress and understands. I get on his back and we fly back to the fight. Venasaur, who can fly in my dream, is hot on our tail, eager to help us and Bulbasaur. War is waged in the skys above the lagoon and in the end I and my friends are victorious.
I have now done something to betray zombie Jerry who runs the compound. He is trying to kick me out. It gets a bit blurry, but there is a mob and a roof top pool and memories of Jerrys late daughter.
I awake and am given the opportunity to relive the dream I just had but do things better. My companion this time? Leslie fucking Knope, the badass deputy director of Pawnee’s Parks and Recreations department. I keep trying to spit but I physically can’t. Not well anyway. I’m splattering everywhere and Leslie doesn’t notice. I see my friend Lavinia. She is with her mum and brother. She asks me to buy cough lollies for her because apparently I have a credit card.
I woke up around this time. All that spitting I tried to do? Turns out when you spit in your dream, you spit in real life.